Legend has it the Peener Burger is no ordinary burger. It’s a rebellious monstrosity with no buns—just a chaotic tower of fresh lettuce, ripe tomato slices, and pickles, all drenched and literally swimming in a half‑clear, half‑milky white slime. This slime isn’t just any sauce—it glistens and drips like it’s alive, sliding off the sides in gooey, irresistible tendrils, making the whole burger look like something you’d find in a mad scientist’s lunchbox… or a very unlucky swamp creature.

The slime pools onto the plate beneath, shimmering and translucent, half‑clear but mostly white, a mess that laughs in the face of napkins and dignity alike.

To taste it? Legend says it’s a wild combo of tangy, sweet, and mysterious—like biting into a secret sauce brewed in another dimension, or maybe just the remnants of a mayo factory gone rogue. No one really knows. Because no one who’s eaten the Peener Burger has come back quite the same.

And, of course, nobody outside the whispered circles of burger lore has ever seen one in the wild.